Battersea Locksmiths

And Not A Moment Too Soon

I can’t take much more of this. Still. Mustn’t get too glum. I’ll be retiring in two years’ time.

Customer one: [Ring, ring] “Hello – locksmith.” Hi, buddy. Can you change a watch battery?

Customer two: [Ring, ring] “Hello – locksmith.” How much to change a barrel? “£72 if it’s a regular Yale.” Would it be any cheaper if you changed two?

Can you imagine what it must be like for an emergency service operator?

“Emergency. Which service do you require?” Hi mate. You allright? Listen, I can’t find my brown and gold handbag.

“Emergency. Which service do you require?” Uh. I’ve slept through my alarm.

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